Yea so girls get easier guys but haven't seen so many girls coming naked with food to me.
Instead they make me do the cooking which I suck at

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lol, i should try this once.

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Da hört´ man Glöckchen läuten,
da hört´ man Jammer und Not.
Hier liegen zwei Königskinder,
sind alle beide tot.

you will make a guy very happy

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Respect is only important to Aretha Franklin and her big-boned entourage.
Listening for when she stops talking, so you can talk is better.
Kissing her where you want to kiss her is the goal of most men.
Holding her tits is essential (and never holding her purse)
Support her... (see previous line)
Care about her (if something tragic happens, no more pussy)
Buy her someting beautyful (listen to the beatles' "can't buy me love")
Love her (or just tell her you love her)
Go to the end of the world just for her (if you are whipped)



Come naked (if you're a skank),
bring food (if you're a fat skank)

you must be some lonely kinda guy :/

well i dont know why she would be a skank if she d come naked ?
just that she comes naked doesnt mean she does this with every guy!
maybe she just loves you n wants to suprise you ?!

hmmm ^^

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WTF! WTF for the win! WTF for the save! I'm so WTF it hurts! Cut me in half and I've got WTF written through me! WTF i did not have wtf relations with that woman! CIGAR!!! W.T.F!!!!!! - zilla774